Yet Another Celebrity Sex Video Scandal… Yawn

Grainy footage of famous people getting down and dirty can often be highly insightful. Pamela Anderson’s choice of assorted x-rated costars revealed by god, can that woman’s nether region cope with giant cock she would do anything for love (including that).

Paris Hilton’s infamous video surprised us with the disconcerting realisation that she managed to combine being childlike, weirdly nonsexual, vain and needy all while smoking pole and preening for the camera.

As for the “alleged” sex tapes of other “alleged” stars we’ve “allegedly” seen (Mimi, Kate and others…), well – we managed to form strange new understandings as to the personalities of these entertainment types. Which we hope makes us sound both sleazy AND knowledgeable!

The latest personality to be dealing with a sex tape drama? Erm… former Test cricketer Craig McDermott.

A man accused of using a sex tape to extort more than $50,000 from former Australian Test cricketer Craig McDermott has been committed to stand trial.

Boat detailer Peter Josef Vigan, 36, of Oxenford, appeared in Southport Magistrates Court today charged with one count of demanding money with the threat of a detriment.

Vigan originally faced eight separate charges but following negotiations between his lawyer Bill Potts and the prosecution it was reduced to one charge covering four allegations.

Vigan, who is on bail, has yet to enter a plea on the charge and will face the Southport District Court at a date to be fixed.

Police allege Mr McDermott, a former fast bowler turned millionaire Gold Coast property developer, was forced to hand over more than $50,000 to stop home movies of him having sex with his wife Ann-Maree being released on the internet.

Cricketer has sex with wife? It’s not quite Warney-and-a-blow-up-doll now, is it?

We have heard rumours of a former Dancing With The Stars winner appearing in a racy video when they were very, very young, but as we haven’t witnessed this cinematic masterpiece for ourselves, we’re loathe to go into details lest we get New Idea & co into an unnecessary tizzy.