When Famous People Swear Into Mics: Bruce Willis Just Really Loves Basketball

Never once in the above clip do we see any booze cross suspiciously enthusiastic action star and proud New Jerseyian Bruce Willis’ lips during this interview at a break in yesterday’s Nets-Raptors game, so it would unfair to attribute his slurry, semicoherent endorsements of both his companion’s promising career and his new movie to alcohol intoxication; clearly, his potshot at Cybill Shepherd, his seemingly insane claim that this summer’s Die Hard sequel is better than the original, and his “Yippee-kai-yay, motherfucker!” sign-off were fuelled by the excitement of playoff basketball, and not by enough $14 jumbo Bud Lites to kill an actor of half his tolerance.

• Bruce Willis Likes Him Some Jersey Beer [Deadspin]