US upfronts: At Least She Didn’t Crush That Poor Doctor’s Testicles Like A Tennis Ball

In between super-sizing, over-ordering, and spinning off every decently rated property on its current programming roster, NBC managed to slip a couple of semi-original shows onto its Fall schedule. To whet your appetite for their upcoming September offerings, the network has posted a number of teasers to its YouTube page, including the above clip from its Bionic Woman update. Network president Kevin Reilly did proudly disclose his “choke on our classy hits” strategy yesterday, so we’re not too surprised to discover that the show feels a little like Heroes in atmosphere (why not just go all the way and have the one with the pissed-off reflection turn up to bust Jamie out of the hospital?). If you’re still feeling nostalgic for the original even after watching the rebuilt heroine nearly kill her physician because she’s less than thrilled with her new legs, a clip of its classic opening credits follows after the jump:

• Bionic Woman – Coming to NBC [YouTube]
• Bionic Woman Tv Show Intro [YouTube]