Short Ends: Lucas Not Impressed With ‘Spider-Man 3′

· The man who gave us Jar Jar Binks (and who glued two hair-danishes to Carrie Fisher’s head and gave Hayden Christensen a career) knows a “silly” movie when he sees one.
· We’re stunned that yesterday’s Hasselhoff parody video is placing a weak eighth on the Hoff Viral Video charts. And this mash-up is still too new to chart, but we think it’s a comer.
· Rub a 20-year-old lamp and a studio genie will bring you $US1.6 million.
· Hamas decides there’s a better way to call for an Islamist liberation of Jerusalem than through a Militant Mickey Mouse character.
· Please pardon us for a minute, but: OMG OMG! Cameron TOTALLY KISSED JUSTIN! OMGOMGgonnadie! There, now that’s out of our system.