Oh Great! Pauline Hanson Has Launched Another Political Party!
There’s nothing we like better than a party, any kind of party, so we’re totally fucking STOKED to hear that Pauline Hanson is getting her arse into gear and organising a new political “knees up”!
Former One Nation party founder Pauline Hanson has put her name to a new party which she hopes will help her win a Senate spot at the next election.
More than a decade after she first entered Federal Parliament, Ms Hanson has launched a new political party – Pauline’s United Australia Party.
United Australia? Who could be upset with the idea of a United Australia!?
“The big parties cannot be trusted,” she said in a statement today.
“Labor’s union thugs will bash up small business and the farmers, and we will all suffer.
“Mr Howard has sold us out by not halting further Muslim immigration and dumping hapless refugees from Africa on us without any consultation. Australia must withdraw ASAP from the 1951 UN Convention on refugees.”
Oh. You mean that sort of ‘United’, Pauline.
Can’t you busy yourself with more jail time, or at least continuing your tango education?
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You jest… but just as before she will have her supporters.
And if she does not (which would merely be because her brand has been tarnished) then just you watch. The same people who label her policies as racist now will begin referring to them as sensible just as soon as John Howard has appropriated them as his own.
If Keating had been around when Gingernut first appeared he would have slashed her to pieces with a few well-chosen words. I heard Latham’s driving cabs now and if he picks her up he’s going to belt her one and kick her in the nuts.
Sure, her politics might be a little off, but I don’t think anyone is going to argue with the fact that she is still quite the little minx.
I’ll argue with you over her being a minx. Mate, she’s a tuck shop lady through and through, although you have a point – she has better muscle tone.
I didn’t think anyone was going to argue about her being a little minx.