NW Magazine Cover Of The Year
We thought nothing would ever be able to top the cover featuring Kate Moss which screamed at us from the newsagent’s pile of trashy mags “Pregnant! Smoking & Drinking! Covered In Blood!” but the latest issue out today is a fucking corker!
We highly doubt that John Mayer dumped Jessica Simpson because she gained 2.3 kilograms, but no matter. What a cover shot. The most unflattering angle to photograph someone known to man! It’d make an Olsen twin look morbidly obese.
Shameless, and hypnotic. We’re going to pay our local grocery store to give us the giant copy they use for advertising and Blu-Tac it to our ceiling so it’s the last thing we see when we go to bed, and the first thing we see when we wake up.
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Even more humiliating was the way the photo was printed on the cover of Star mag in the States, with the cruel-but-kind-of-funny header “IT’S NOT A FAT SUIT!”: http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2007/05/jessica_simpson.html