Married With Children Star Arrested For Pot Possession

It’s been a busy day for Al Bundy’s kids: Earlier today, it was officially announced that low-achiever Kelly, whom no one in the Bundy household believed would ever make much of herself, landed her own bonked-on-the-head sitcom on ABC. Bud, however, long assumed to be the family’s lone hope for escaping its cycle of shoe-sales despair, suddenly finds his mugshot splashed all over The Smoking Gun, which reports that he was arrested for pot possession and disorderly intoxication in Florida after the police caught him fighting with his ex-wife in the middle of an intersection. (Classier types know to keep their embarrassing spats close to the valet stand.) OK, now that we’re fresh out of Married with Children jokes, we’ll direct you to the police report, describing how the arresting officer “could detect the strong odour of an alcoholic beverage emitting from his person that grew stronger as he spoke” and his subsequent confiscation of the bag of weed Faustino had in his pocket. Fun!

• “Bud Bundy” Bud Bust [TSG]
• Puff, Puff, Pass [IMDb]