Lisa Oldfield’s “Cat’s Bum” Mouth.
The dazzling Lisa Oldfield, a panelist on The Catch-Up, has opened up about having plastic surgery which left her lips looking like a “cat’s bum”.
But it was a dog of a day yesterday when The Catch-Up panellist Lisa Oldfield was forced to reveal the truth behind her fat lip on the Nine show.
No, she hadn’t been bashed by her hubby and former One Nation staffer David Oldfield.
Instead, plagued by low self-esteem, she forked out $550 to go under the plastic surgeon’s knife last week.
What spurred Lisa to get her lips done?
The op was sparked by viewer comments on the Nine program’s website that “ate away” at her, including that she was “freaky looking” and had “wild eyes” and “a wrinkly face”.
Ahh, that’s the interwebs for you – a place for idiots to judge others. We should know.
Said Lisa -
“I went in with visions of Angelina Jolie and came out looking like Goldie Hawn from The First Wives Club,” she said.
Right now, Goldie Hawn is feeling pretty down about that comment, Lisa. And so the cycle of cattiness continues.
… obviously we jest. We’re fairly certain Goldie Hawn isn’t one of The Catch-Up’s thirty-seven viewers.
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When I read “has opened up about having plastic surgery” I was expecting the offending surgery to be botox injections. The only thing ‘freaky’ about her appearance is that she looks too perfect, too plastic.
I can’t believe people were calling her wrinkly!
All I can say about Lisa Oldfield is ‘go take a step outside’ to say that abortion is easier than pregnancy is a cop out and she knows nothing about it!!! has she been through pregnancy I think not so stop preaching about thing you know nothing about