It’s S Day! It’s Finally Here!

· S Day is finally here, and Tim and Eric couldn’t be more excited about it. Really.
· Posthumous note to Jack Valenti: If you’re playing Truth or Dare with the 1991 Madonna, you always take dare. Always.
· Ah, we knew there something wrong with the way Britney Spears dresses, and now we can put our finger on exactly what it is. [via goldenfiddle]
· Worn down by months of unironic posts about Matthew McConaughey’s abs, Reese Witherspoon feeding parking meters, and Hyde’s guest list, a writer at TMZ finally loses her shit.
·Hey, unicorns! Flying ones!