Genghis Khan Got Around.
The Herald Sun today reports that Mongolian dynamo Genghis Khan has three trillion descendents, or something along those lines.
Mongolian warlord Genghis Khan was notorious for his sexual as well as his territorial conquests. Now science has backed history and shown the ruthless leader has 16 million Asian descendants.
We mention it only because the article made us wonder “Could Kevin Federline be the new Genghis Khan?” Surely our children’s children’s children’s children’s children’s children’s children will be marveling in a similar manner at just how far K-Fed managed to spread his seed during his brief but extremely potent time on this planet.
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