We're sorry, but just on the off chance you don't read through old posts on here about Paris Hilton in the vain hope a reader will have commented something truly brilliant and retarded, we'd like to draw your attention to a comment in this blog entry, which tickled us in an extremely sensuous manner.

hey paris!! hope you read this baby girl....if not to all you jeolous fat butt ugly (cos thats the ONLY reason you'd down this girl) lay off her!! its just that..jealousy..and its sick and doesnt show her up its shows you up!! to be so weak and proves you have no life of your own...TO PARIS IF YOU DO READ THIS ....BABYGIRL...YOU HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH...DO YOUR TIME..SHOW THEM YOUR MORE THAN A PRETTY FACE..WHICH I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE..YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS..IGNORE ALL THE IGNORANT BACKSTABBING BITCHES AND YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE FULL..IM ALL FOR YOU...BE STRONG.I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT..YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LIVE FOR.. sincerely, gayle grey from australia....xxxxxxx

WAITER? ONE SERVING OF RICE PAPER LOLZ, PLEASE!

PS: The repeated use of the term "babygirl" leads us to suspect that the author of this mad missive is not, in fact, Gayle Grey from Australia... but rather Marcia Hines from Australian Idol! You go, sister-girlfriend!