Eva Longoria Vagina Update.

For a while there it felt as though we were receiving updates as to the goings on of Eva Longoria’s nether regions every couple of minutes. Waxing, underwear, how often she and lover Tony Parker made the beast with two backs… Nothing was too personal for Eva to let slip to the press.

Worryingly, Eva has been rather quiet of late – so we’re glad she’s finally back in the news letting everyone know exactly what’s happening in her special place. Or rather, what’s not happening…

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria has imposed a ‘no-sex’ policy on her fiance Tony Parker until the couple exchange vows in July.

The actress implemented the ban to help basketball star Tony reach the NBA play-offs with the San Antonio Spurs.

She told US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel: “Luckily, we’re getting married after the play-offs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way.”

Good to know. In celebration of their coitus-less (for now) love affair, let’s take a moment out of our busy days to watch Tony’s rap video featuring one Ms Eva Longoria.