Do You People Even Realise How Close We Came To Losing Peter Andre? Well, Do You?

Notorious funky junky and uber-tanned husband of the gigantically racked Jordan aka Kate Price, Mr Peter Andre, came very close to dying recently. Which we were very worried about but forgot to bring up here on Defamer Australia. Sorry.

Now on the slow road to recovery after being struck down by a life-threatening brain bug, a frail Peter Andre admits: “I thought I was going to die”.

Following his release from East Hill hospital, in Redhill, Surrey, Andre revealed that after four days of inconclusive tests he was ‘petrified’ he would die.

Thankfully, Pete made it through the illness and is now back at home with his missus. And he says the whole experience has bought them closer together.

“Kate has been amazing, coming to hospital every day, looking after the kids, looking after the house and still working some days.

“I always knew I was lucky in life but this has made me really appreciate my life and my family even more.”

Cheers, potentially life-threatening brain bug!

We mean this though – if anything ever happened to Pete, Jordan, Junior or Harvey, we would be absolutely fucking distraught. They’re our favourite trashy celebrity family of all time – hey, at least they seem to be making it work, not just despite of but almost because of their tackiness!