Drunk Fox Employee Issues Late Night Call For Designated Driver

While it’s far too late for us to offer to help the following anonymous Craigslist poster find a lift so that he wouldn’t miss his obscenely early call time, we feel we nonetheless should pass along his admirably responsible, late night plea for a designated driver (or, as the job is commonly called in the industry, a “PA”):

Need PA to drive me to set
Date: 2007-05-10, 12:31AM PDT
I have a 3am call and I’m way too drunk to drive. Can someone give me a ride from the westside to the Warner Lot? Can try to get you an internship or PA job on hit Fox episodic (not 24). Need to leave soon.

# Location: Westside
# it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
# Compensation: Possible internship or paid work

Assuming this isn’t just a hilarious fake, we hope that if the poster found a go-getting Good Samaritan to give him a ride, he wound up rewarded with the coveted gig; in ferrying shitfaced talent to the set (we’re going to assume it’s talent because only a coddled actor would reflexively refer to a stranger doing him a favour as a “PA”), he’s already proven he can handle the most important part of any low-level Hollywood assistant job.

• Need PA to drive me to set [Craigslist]