Chopper Read Surprisingly Doesn’t Take Court Appearance For Careless Driving Very Seriously.

Mark “Chopper” Read enjoyed a lovely doze during his court appearance for careless driving.

Outside court, Read explained why he fell asleep in the court room. “Court rooms always put me to sleep,” Read said. “I find them to be very boring.”

The father of two – who has claimed he has killed at least 19 people – admitted this misdemeanour rated low on the list of his past crimes and said it was a waste of time taking it to court.

In fairness to Uncle Chop Chop, we must agree with him wholeheartedly – in the scheme of his criminal past, having to face a judge over an issue like bumping another car whilst trying to get into a “tight spot” doesn’t really rate highly in the giving-a-shit stakes.

Perhaps the most interesting aspect of the case is the Peugeot driver who took Chopper to task for damaging the paint work on their vehicle. Brave work – you have balls of steel, sir!