Avril Lavigne Wrote ‘Girlfriend’ When She Was Drunk

Coincidentally, sometimes when we hear ‘Girlfriend’ on the radio, we wish we’d been quick enough to down bottles of cheap vodka in order to pass out and avoid hearing that fucking grating chorus.

In other news, turns out she wasn’t nakie when posing for the infamous shots that now grace the cover of the latest issue of Blender magazine.

“Actually, I’m not topless on the cover,” she said. “I was wearing a tube top, and they just kind of put a banner on top of it.”

Even if she’s not topless, the 22-year-old is still flaunting her inner bad girl. “The Blender shoot was really fun because it was super rock and roll — we had a bottle of [whiskey] and ate cupcakes,” she said.

Deryk Whibley will be relieved.

Also – ROCK OUT WITH YER BAKED GOODS OUT, AVRIL! Way to keep it real!

(makes sign of the devil with smoke stained fingers)