Assorted Thoughts From Last Night’s BB Daily Show

By Jess McGuire on May 1, 2007 at 12:26 PM

In no particular order…

- Why does Thomas insist on wearing his collar up, in the manner of a private school boy on a big night out? Good lord, man. What next – boat shoes? An RM Williams belt with a giant buckle? This could be the reason his marriage didn’t work out, folks.

- Hayley annoys us. But we still think she can do better than Andrew.

- We find TJ a bit tedious and she’s possibly quite mental, but it is important to keep her in so that the lady contingent of the house doesn’t resemble the Nazi Women’s League.

- Why is Hayley constantly wrapping her legs around men who hug her?

AWKWARD MOMENT OF THE SHOW AWARD.

Hayley: I’m so marrying you.
Andrew: (forced smile, thinks of something to reply which won’t commit him to anything) If you’re lucky.

Well, that was certainly uninformative and pointless. A nominations night run down coming quite soon.

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  • SvelteCorps
    May 1, 2007 at 1:18 PM

    Thomas is a creepy gay cyborg sent from the future by John Howard with only one mission: to destroy BB once and for all by activating his mechanical schlong during a pool party and turkey-slapping every housemate to death with his oversized metal prong.

    Unfortunately for him, Hayley is a creepier blonde cyborg sent from even further in the future by President Jackie O in order to thwart Thomas’ plan by crushing his oversized frame between her overdeveloped, overfriendly thighs, ensuring a continuous series run of BB until the house is swamped by rising seawaters in 2069.

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  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2007 at 11:11 AM

    haliey and andrew rock there so cool

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