But don't start the process of adopting an Eastern European orphan just yet - she's referring to the abundance of paparazzi, not the abundance of needy children waiting to be plucked out of obscurity and given a snappy new name containing an 'X' somewhere.

Celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have taken up temporary residency in the Czech capital, and the paparazzi couldn't be happier.

They were mobbed when they showed up at their five-year-old son Maddox's French pre-school, witnesses said.

According to one tabloid, Jolie has become so frustrated with photographers during her stay that she declared the Czech Republic "dreadful."

"I don't care if it costs me a billion dollars, I'm not staying here. Even in Africa it wasn't this bad," Jolie said as paparazzi shot photos of her daughter Shiloh, according to Blesk tabloid.

Pull your socks up, Czech Republic! Don't you know what a Jolie-Pitt endorsement can do for your country's tourism industry? You can't just rely on absinthe and fucking Kafka to pull in the punters, you know.

 

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