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Grant Denyer Feels Like He's Had Sex With A Black Man
Posted by Jess McGuire at 6:26 PM on May 8, 2007
CONTROVERSY ALERT!
Channel Seven "personality" and high achieving showbiz midget Grant Denyer made a big mistake this morning whilst speaking to NOVA969's Merrick and Rosso when he described his post Logies exhaustion as being akin to having sex with a black man.
In response to a question about his condition after the Logies, Denyer, who hosts Seven's It Takes Two show, said he had slept for only two hours after the awards night.
"So it was a big old day … let me say I'm feeling like I had sex with a black man right now," he said.
Denyer made another reference to his sexual analogy at the end of the segment, saying "I'll be the host who looks like he's been riding a horse for a week."
We had no idea the Logies after parties were such anal sex fests, but there you go.
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