Well, That's One More Reality Show We Don't Have To Sporadically Watch.

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 1:48 PM on April 27, 2007

Hearty congratulations to Chris Garling who last night managed to win The Biggest Loser after shedding the equivalent of three Nicole Ritchies on the hit television show. He worked his way down from a positively Kirstie Alley-esque 149.5 kilos to an impressive and jawline conducive 79.4 kilos.

We're a bit concerned about this bit of the article though.

"I don't want to stay where I am,'' he told TV writer Stephen Downie. "I'm looking pretty lanky. I've got the guns of a six-year-old girl at the moment.''

Lanky isn't so bad, Chris. There's no need to snap and start stealing firearms from young children.

Boom ti-

No, you're right. That doesn't even deserve a 'tish'. We're going to find ourselves another coffee.

 

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