We were all gutted to learn that Snoop Dogg was no longer able to enter the country and appear at this weekend's MTV Awards as planned after his visa was canceled, right? Shizz. All the anorexics in the world weren't gonna make up for the lack of everyone's favourite nizzle dropping assorted things as though they were hot.

Well, dry your eyes, mate, because Kyle Sandilands is on the case!

SHOCK jock Kyle Sandilands today said he would launch a legal fight to overturn the Government's ban on entertainer Snoop Dogg entering Australia.

Kyle and his Today FM sidekick Jackie O said they wanted to get him into the country and began petitioning listeners.

Sandilands later told Channel Ten news that people were overreacting and should not judge the singer "based on a quick Google search."

In Snoop's defence, Sandilands admitted the rap singer had once been a criminal, but that those days were behind him.

Who knew that, along with his impressive ability to recognise outstanding new talent when he sees it (Ooh, Aah being the exception to the rule - but we'll forgive him as he was obviously blinded by vagina love), Kyle had a burning desire to rail against a criminally unjust system?

 

If Kyle is right and the powers that be simply threw the words "Snoop Doggy Dogg" into Google to suss out his character, then we find it utterly bizarre they would stop him from releasing his phat rhymes and sexy flow on Australian soil. What if they banged "Kyle Sandilands is" into Google to get a character reference on the man?

Let's see, shall we?

- Kyle Sandilands is podgy and quite hideous to look at. (AREN'T WE ALL?)

- Kyle Sandilands is a tossrag. (AN IMPORTANT ITEM OF MANCHESTER!)

- Kyle Sandilands is right. (ESPECIALLY ABOUT LETTING SNOOP INTO THE COUNTRY)

- Kyle Sandilands is best known to the Australian public as the popular and often controversial breakfast radio announcer on Sydney's 2DAY FM. (NOT FOR PIE RELATED WAGGERY)

- Kyle Sandilands is an ignorant fat dickhead, and its beyond me how he ever got famous in the first place. (MAY HAVE INVOLVED THE CORNER OF HIGHWAY 49 AND HIGHWAY 61 IN CLARKSDALE.)

Right.

Regardless, we're sure that with a super-powerful fellow like Kyle Sandilands in his corner, Snoop will be granted a last minute visa and we can expect to see him do his thang this Sunday night.

PS: Here's a clip of Snoop for you. Personally, we love that his lawyer used to be his background singer, although we're not overly sure about the phrase "riding for her pimp".

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