You didn't think we'd stop there, did you?

Because we almost did.

 

Who the hell is this? Are they meant to be famous? They're from Laguna Beach or some shit, right? Urgh.

Megan Gale. For recreation and relaxation, she enjoys getting it awnnnn with The One From The Hamish & Andy Show Who Isn't Hamish. Whoever he is.

Nicole Richie, grabbing her food of choice - an invisible sandwich.

"So how many times would you say you've actually eaten a meal over the past three years, Nicole?"

Ex-Idol and Young Diva Paulini in a glorious "Bitch, please!" moment. Nuh-uh, don't even GO THERE, ger'fren!

Perez Hilton and Sophie Monk, dazzling as we expected they would on the red carpet.

And this is Pink. She won some stuff on the night for a song she wrote about suffering Repetitive Strain Injury from too much phone texting called U + UR Hand.

We reckon a tiny bit of Sophie Monk's heart is buried at Movie World. Not literally though. That'd just be weird.

Oh, The Veronicas! You really know how to dress for the occasion! T-SHIRTS AND TUTUS AND TATTS? Amazing. Our friend Ally Spazzy saw them at the ARIAS and as she walked by, she grabbed A Veronica's arse. Without even bothering to see who it was, The Veronica in question simply looked over her shoulder and flashed a cheesy smile on the off chance a photographer was trying to get her attention through derriere-grabbing. We don't know what this means exactly. We'll have a think and get back to you.

(dusts off hands)

[Pictures: Daniel "The Rock Photogroper" Boud / www.boudist.com]

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